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According to iTunes’ mystery algorithm of listenership and reviews/feedback, Everywhere You Look is ranking high in the New & Noteworthy section (way above Snooki’s podcast)! Thanks so much to everyone who has subscribed and helped out on iTunes!If you haven’t yet, please subscribe at http://TinyURL.com/FullHousePodcast and leave both a five-star rating and a short review - we’d love to be on top of the New & Noteworthy list this time next week!

Help us out by following the steps above! http://TinyURL.com/FullHousePodcast is the place to go to subscribe to everywhereyoulookpodcast (The “unofficial official unofficial” Full House podcast!) on iTunes! Leave a five-star rating and write a short review.Spending 30 seconds of your evening doing that can help us conquer EVERY REALITY STAR ON THE INTERNET.

everywhereyoulookpodcast:

According to iTunes’ mystery algorithm of listenership and reviews/feedback, Everywhere You Look is ranking high in the New & Noteworthy section (way above Snooki’s podcast)! Thanks so much to everyone who has subscribed and helped out on iTunes!

If you haven’t yet, please subscribe at http://TinyURL.com/FullHousePodcast and leave both a five-star rating and a short review - we’d love to be on top of the New & Noteworthy list this time next week!

Help us out by following the steps above! http://TinyURL.com/FullHousePodcast is the place to go to subscribe to everywhereyoulookpodcast (The “unofficial official unofficial” Full House podcast!) on iTunes! Leave a five-star rating and write a short review.

Spending 30 seconds of your evening doing that can help us conquer EVERY REALITY STAR ON THE INTERNET.

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Episode #5 - SEA CRUISE

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This week, Alex & Tom watched the episode where Uncle Jesse lures some rock star he knows onto an abandoned boat to engage in unwittingly salacious fun with him and the guys!

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Listen to this week’s episode of my Full House podcast everywhereyoulookpodcast! The guys have an orgy with a rock star on an abandoned boat!

thekevinmarshall

thekevinmarshall:

This is stupid, revisionist bullshit. Stop sharing it on Facebook.

ON THE FIRST ONE: The Monkees (though still great goddamn songs). Herman’s Hermits. Nancy Sinatra. Ricky Nelson. The Trashmen. That’s just off the top of my head and just the 1960s. We get into the 1970s and forget about it (Disco Duck). This whole idea that MTV ruined music by introducing the concept of image trumping artistic merit is SUCH. UNBRIDLED. BULLSHIT. There was nothing to ruin! There was never NEVER NEVER NEVER a period in pop music that did not see mediocrity rise above all else. I mean Jesus Christ, all forms of art. How many times do you talk about how great artists (i.e. Van Gogh) are never properly recognized in their time? By you I mean the person who shared this, you reckless buffoon.

ON TOM PETTY (aka the poor man’s Jeff Buckley): In addition to the bands I mentioned before: The Partridge Family. The Archies. Sonny and Cher. The comments in the original post mention ”Arthur Godfrey’s Talent Scouts” and other similar programs of its era. 

And who the fuck is Tom Petty to get snarky? I’d call him the poor man’s Bruce Springsteen, except that’s Bob Seger and at least Bob Seger takes off his fucking sunglasses indoors for an interview. Look, Tom, I know you think you’re above it all because you were in the Traveling Wilburys, but you should know that those albums fucking sucked for the most part. More importantly, you did not absorb Bob Dylan’s talent or Roy Orbison’s mystique and charisma by osmosis. Mostly you just croaked a few lines and sucked the cool out of the room.

Besides, your big artistic reach was scoring one of Edward Burns’ movies that’s about a guy who’s just such a good guy and ain’t he a good guy? Go get fucked, stop throwing shade, and take yours off if you want anyone to take you seriously.

All joking aside, someone needs to tell the baby boomers their generation of culture sucked and they’re all a bunch of under-achieving posers.

*stands behind Kevin, pumping fist in the air*

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This is a screen capture from the episode we reviewed on the podcast this week. That is Uncle Jesse literally being held back from punching a five-year-old girl in the face over losing a turtle he abducted the night before.You can download/listen to THE RETURN OF GRANDMA at THIS LINK HERE or subscribe on iTunes by CLICKING THIS LINK HERE

Even if you don’t listen to my Full House podcast everywhereyoulookpodcast (which you can download HERE), please share this image to raise awareness that Uncle Jesse once tried to physically attack a child because she lost the turtle he abducted off of the street the night before.

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This is a screen capture from the episode we reviewed on the podcast this week. That is Uncle Jesse literally being held back from punching a five-year-old girl in the face over losing a turtle he abducted the night before.

You can download/listen to THE RETURN OF GRANDMA at THIS LINK HERE or subscribe on iTunes by CLICKING THIS LINK HERE

Even if you don’t listen to my Full House podcast everywhereyoulookpodcast (which you can download HERE), please share this image to raise awareness that Uncle Jesse once tried to physically attack a child because she lost the turtle he abducted off of the street the night before.

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Episode #4: THE RETURN OF GRANDMA

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This week, Alex & Thomas Green (@TheAlexBGreen - @NotThatTomGreen) watch the episode where Danny’s mom makes all of the other grown men’s mothers come to the house to take care of them, and Jesse has to be held back from punching a 5-year-old girl because she lost his turtle.

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This week on everywhereyoulookpodcast, my wife and I argue over whether or not the cast of Full House is more fuckable than the cast of Saved By The Bell. It led to no butt stuff. LISTEN TO THE PODCAST!

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Tom & Alex Green (@NotThatTomGreen, @TheAlexBGreen) are joined by television writer and comedian Kevin Marshall (@KevinMarshall) to watch the episode where Danny sends his daughters to a school where the teachers let strange adults come into…

Hi everyone,

My boddy notthattomgreen has a new podcast out and it’s great. It reviews every single episode of “Full House.”

I’m a guest on the third episode. You should listen to it, because it’s deep, man. 

I’m reblogging this because I forgot to tag it with “Uncle Jesse’s Fucktales (whoo-hoo)”.